One of the best parts of going on vacation is the vacation dick. You didn’t think I took a break from being a phone sex slut just because I’m out of town, did you? I mean, that’s honestly the best time to fuck around. There’s a whole new pool of hot men to choose from and you’re really not very likely to run into anyone you know. Not that I care if great people of Nashville know that I’m a slut. I mean, if you go down on Broadway and mention “Slutty Sylvia” you’re bound to run into someone who knows me…you know, KNOWS me. But anyway. One of the most fun times I’ve ever gotten vacation dick was when I went to Vegas with my husband for one of his work conferences. He was busy all day with meetings and schmoozing big wigs, so I had some free time.

It was during the summer, so I put on a tiny bikini that didn’t really cover much of my fat ass and I went down to the pool. I know that black men love thick white women, and I knew that all I had to do to attract the big black cock of my dreams was go sit in a lounge chair and wait. I was totally fucking right. I got so much attention that it started to annoy some of the other women by the pool. I can’t help it if I look this good. Bitches are so damn jealous. I didn’t have to stay long, though. I picked a few of the guys and took them back to the room I was sharing with my husband. We fucked all afternoon and then when my husband got back, we showed him exactly how much fun we were all having.

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